Tuesday, February 21, 2012

My Romantic Toothbrush


Saturday, February 18th, 2012
As if we hadn’t gotten enough Palermo from the day before, we decided to make this our headquarters for the Carnival celebration, accompanied by Angela’s “host brother” Andy and his friend Fendu. The only problem was that we forgot the directions—knowing only that it was somewhere along Honduras…Honduras and something with rr? But, we didn’t search all that hard and I would assume it would be hard to miss one of the biggest parties of the year—but we did. Instead of wandering around aimlessly or trying to ask somebody, we just went and sat in one of the given restaurant/bars of Plaza Serrano. While it was only about 8, we decided it was time for a beer—or rather, 8 liters of beer…

As we drank, the conversation ebbed and flowed over too many topics to tell, and as we drank a little more, the conversation seemed to get better and better with arbitrary, instantaneous switches from Spanish to English (though I tried to stay mostly in Spanish mode). In my pocket of conversation with Andy, we breached the subject of Argentine guys.

Stereotypically, Argentine guys are painted as machismo womanizers who will stop at nothing to get you to swoon (and maybe a little more than that…). But to their defense, can’t we agree that this is pretty much just how men in general are sometimes…? And while I’ve heard things that confirm this, I think it should also be noted that this isn’t the end of the story. I got a much different picture from Andy. He indicated that it was indeed possible for guys and girls to be friends here, as many people are worth befriending—especially if you’ve known them for a long time, outside of the setting where you met them in a bar. Argentina now seems to be in a place where many guys don’t want to be machismo, but the women distrust this. Andy told me that if, for example, he met a girl that he thought was funny, he would try and talk to her—not for the sake of trying to hit on her, but merely to acknowledge that she was funny and worth talking to (because “before she is a woman, she is first and foremost a human”—says an Argentine guy!). The woman, however, frequently feels like this is just another attempt at sex or a piropo in disguise and has what Andy called a “supermodel attitude” about it—even if you’re just trying to have a conversation, many girls will assume the worst and blatantly reject you, when really, you might just be seeking a conversation. Inadvertently, this means that women here are objectifying themselves by jumping to that conclusion. Sure you might be an attractive female, but you are an interesting human, too—not everybody is trying to sleep with you, so don’t let your ego get the best of you. This was something I’d never thought of before—women objectifying themselves by trying to prevent being objectified by men. I think every woman has done this at some point or another.

During this conversation, however, I had to get up and go to the bathroom, as is the standard procedure when drinking. Things were going as always until I noticed there was a toothbrush dispenser in the bathroom. Ok, well, they do stay out late so I can see why a toothbrush might be handy—but these toothbrushes were different. There were different colors of toothbrushes, each of them meaning something different, as you can see below. No wonder everybody is thinking about sex and romance all the time when even a toothbrush has been turned into a romantic fantasy.



After another 8 liters of beer, we knew we were hungry for some pizza, so we headed to a pizza joint named Kentucky (what!?). While I’m more of a thin crust person, the big doughy slices went down perfectly and absorbed some of my sins. But then probably deposited other sins because it’s not as though pizza is a health food by any means…
Drunk and happy filled with pizza, we laughed our way over to the stop for colectivo 59 to take us back to Angela and Andy’s house. We arrived to find that Angela/Andy’s host parents/actual parents were still awake, despite that it was almost 2 in the morning. We passed the time eating a squishy coffee/chocolate-y dessert. I began to realize my head was throbbing somewhat. But in between moaning that we all wanted to go to bed, we deliberated what else we should do, and decided to take the dog (aka Angela’s boyfriend…) for a walk.  The night air was thick with a cooler humidity and had a salty air to it as though maybe I were about to jump into the ocean…or an avocado…I’ll curl up in the void where the seed used to reside…
And so we did go to bed—but only in the sense that the 3 of us were merely laying on Andy’s bed while he dictated the music. Being a proclaimed metal fan, I was surprised when he put on an IDM mix video which started with μ-ziq’s “Hasty Boom Alert”, which was a monumental song in my high school years. It kind of makes you wonder what a song you love means to someone who also encountered the song, but in a completely different context, in a completely different place. But the incredible thing about music is that has the overwhelming ability to convey a universal message that we then personalize into our own lives.  http://youtu.be/cUBVPckOr2U
Tired of our music session we somehow found the energy to walk to Fendu’s house where we ate some squishy Toblerone and basked in the cool breezes of 4am. By 5 am we came back and not wanting to walk to, wait for and travel in the colectivo alone, I stayed at Angela and Andy’s. That romantic toothbrush came in handy after all! Now if only they’d had contact lens holders in the bathroom too…

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